Five days til the NFL trade deadline, which means it's that time of year again. Time to talk about trades that will never happen! Hooray!
The Lions' Roy Williams is the guy Parcells needs to go get. Now, dammit! The reasons are plentyful:
1.) Our best reciever right now is Greg Camarillo. Let me say that again: Greg Camarillo.
2.) Roy is unhappy in Detroit, and the fans certainly don't want him there. Meanwhile, rumors of him wanting to be traded have been swirling since last season.
3.) He's a free agent at the end of the season and there doesn't seem to be a huge demand for him right now, which means the Fins could actually get him on the cheap lest the Lions risk losing him and getting nothing for their troubles.
4.) He wants to bang your sister. Okay maybe not. But you should totally let him if he did.
Roy is only 26 and a playmaker. And he's capable of having a thousand yard season when he's properly motivated, as he did in 2006. So, Parcells needs to make this happen. What do you guys think? Yes? No? What would/should we offer Detroit for Williams? I'd give up a 3rd rounder for him. Then do everything possible to keep him here for the long-term. Then we can worry about drafting other positions instead of drafting a rookie receiver and then waiting for him to develop. Chad Henne, Roy Williams, Ronnie Brown. Sounds lovely.
And kudos to Salguero for bringing this up on his blog as well. Gee, the wonders of actually talking FOOTBALL on a FOOTBALL blog! What a concept! Ass.
-The DUDE
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Shit let’s do it. You know the guy can make plays when he’s not sulking like a whiny bitch.
P.S. I remember the days when Finsnation was always good for some hot ass women ass pics. Sigh….
Oh hells yea! And what great receiver doesn’t sulk??? Besides, he sulks when he’s not winning, which is a tad different than T.O. or Ocho Blanko. This guy is a stud and we need to get him. Sparano will keep him in line if he ever gets outta line, which I dont see being a problem.
And yea, FN: Tits and ass! TITS AND ASS!!!
Would you give up Ted Ginn and a 3rd draft pick for him?
Would totes give up a 3rd rounder for that bad tipper! He’d be the best fucker to wear #11 since Jim ‘Crash’ Jensen. So yes, yes, yes, and YES!
Also, great handle up there, NCP.
I don’t see the Lions giving him up for a 3rd. I can see them demanding a 3rd (remember Chris Chambers?).. But Parcells can work his magic sometimes. But I would give up a 2nd rounder for him. I think his age and his talent would justify it.
And yes, I’d throw in Ted Ginn if it sweetened the deal. But I’m not sure how the salary cap would turn out with that scenario.
**I meant the I can see the Lions demanding a 2ND rounder instead of a 3rd, like Chambers.**
I don’t see it happening. Too many things have to go right and the deadline is right around the corner.
That said, Roy-Will is the kind of receiver Parcells likes: playmaker with a big body. Here’s to hoping….
Yes, Yes, Yes this has to happen.
Of course it won’t happen. I can see the Miami area pizza delivery guys some how moving in and stopping this trade.
LOL Dave! That’s probably what will ultimately kill a potential deal.
I could see trading Beck and Ted Ginn Detriot desperartely need something at the QB position.
That would be a brilliant trade with Hene being the hier apparent
Good call MarkyMarkG. Send The Mormon to Motor City in exchange for the big WR we THOUGHT we were paying a $6mm bonus to when we signed Wilford. In fact, send Wilford’s unproductive ass north too! Bon voyage ass-clown. Enjoy the $6mm you fleeced us for, fuck face…
In other news, Warren Sapp can help himself to a giant bag of dicks. In fact, he probably already consumes man-junk considering he’s now a Dancing Queen (props to ABBA) on ABC this season. Well, have a second helping on us (or of us) for your faux-intellectual commentary noted here:
http://myespn.go.com/blogs/afceast/0-4-43/Sapp-calls-Dolphins-offense–disrespectful-.html
You know who else can help themselves to giant bag of tasty-o-dicks? The NFL, which again stands for ‘No Fun League.’
The anti-fun league felt it necessary to dick-slap Ronnie ‘Black Thunder’ Brown, Vernon’ The U’ Carey and Ike InDookie with a $10K fine EACH for their Cupid Dance celebration after cockpunching the Chargers defense.
Fuck you NFL. Fuck you dry in the ass with horse dick!
http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/10/09/nfl-fines-ronnie-brown-for-td-celebration/
A agree we REALLY need WRs, so I’m with y’all.
But here’s my question??
If Roy becomes a free agent, we can get him free in 12 games.
Why would we give a draft pick for 12 games rental? If we trade, we have to pay when he goes free agent anyway.
Of course there’s contingencies, like they could franchise-tag him, etc. Doubt it.
Tuna’s football-value CHEAP, & I like it. I think Tuna will shop for alot of positions, & buy good value with cost/benefit ratio.
OK FinsNation, tell us ….
Your a free-agent stud WR, where do you go??
Highest Bidder, the usual (probably not us)
A Team like Miami, where You Da’ Man (CP passes might lead to fame & fortune with extreme stats, but will get best CB & double-teams)
Winning Team that can go all the way
Home Town for family & friends
Big City for marketing opportunities
Where? Why?
Did you know….
If the playoffs started today, Miami would be IN as the #6 seed! Granted this is ridiculously far-fetched to be thinking of such shit so early, but I noticed that we are 2-2 with a 2-1 conference record, which bests the Jets and Ravens, also at 2-2. The Bills (4-1) would win the division and the Pasties (3-1) would be the #5 seeded wildcard.
This all means nothing if we choke against the Texans this Sunday, but I thought you might like to know and appreciate this about your rapidly-rebounding fins.
Fuck you Cam Cameron with your crappy-ass nickname and “fail-forward fast” bullshit mantra!
What the fuck is up with all the talking sock puppets at ESPN unanimously picking the Texans this weekend?
http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/features/talent
I would like to nominate all of those ass-clowns for the Cockpunch of the Week!
new guy!! i’ve only been on this blog for about five mins. and i’ve already laughed out loud like six times! I love my fins, but damn the truth hurts!!!