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ALLLRIIGHHTT STEVE CAMARILLO!!!!
(Joe Rose voice)
i saw something really disturbing today. espn.com experts are all goin for the texans (0-4) and not for our phins (2-2) we should atleast get some respect after 2 wins. atleast not be the underdogs to a 0-4 team. I pray that the dolphins beat the texans by more than 21 points
I wonder if that lil’ lady has any fucks in her pocket she’d be willing to hand out.
Star commenter? Awww, shucks, maam, it weren’t nuffin…
I completely agree we need to bottle up Slaton. That shifty little bastard worries me and has virtually identical rushing stats to Black Thunder (one less carry for a couple more yards) despite the fact the Texans don’t use a Wildcat formation. “Ruh-roh Raggy!”
True, Ted Ginn & Juice or Teddy Bear or whatever you want to call him needs to step it up. It wouldn’t hurt my feelings in the least if we shipped his ass north for Roy “Rogers” Williams by the trade deadline. Yee-haw muthafuckahs!
Tom-Ass’s prediction:
Miami – 27
Houston – 13
Cockpunch of the week:
J Peezey & Matt Robocop Roth on Matt Schaub
So khhappy fins won against bolts. Was out of town doin family obligations stuff. Din’t see nufin of the game. I did sit beside a pone star on the way back from LA, however. Natalie Minx. Check her out. She’s 24 and freekin, cuz if she doesn’t make it real big before she’s 30 she’s gonna be relegated to the MILF division. There really are alternative universes out there boys…
Odds: TX by 3, Over/Under 45 … I think the talking heads just go by odds & make up stories.
Texans score points but don’t play much defense.
This should play right into our strengths of the last 2 games.
MeThinks Phish 31-21
I am VERY curious about this game. Will we have discipline & consistency like the last 2 games? … that shows a good team. Can Tony keep the wheels on another week?
Good find Gohabs, she’s Weekender material both looks AND tude!! How did you get the drink tray all the way down, with her sitting next to you? Doooyynnng!!
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You should have gotten an interview & pics for FinsNation.
We may have to send DRK out on assignment to get that story … IF, he’s single. Otherwise we’ll need volunteers!!
NIIIIIIICE!!!!!!!!!!
Gohabs!!!! If chick-a-dee is divulging to you on a plane that she’s a porn star, that was your signal! You should’ve confided in her that you’ve always wanted to join the Mile High Club! A little wink-nod that you had to go to the bathroom (despite the fact there is no bathing taking place in there) and she may have met you in there.
If it was a red-eye, you could’ve offered to share a blanket with her in your seat and gotten a little stink-finger or a hand job.
At worst you could’ve asked her what she had planned while in Canada. You may have scored early and often like Ronnie Brown in New England.
Whether or not you did the Cupid Shuffle afterwards is up to you…
Dammit Gohabs – she is not only a porn star but a DESPERATE one at that, based on her freaking out to you. Shwing!
“Knock-knock”
“Who’s there?”
“Opportunity of a lifetime…”
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You could have made her upcoming birthday a little extra special. Nothing says HAPPY BIRTHDAY like a good hog-tying and flogging session.